This is what happens when you whack your finger with a hammer. Mkay? So don’t do that.

This was a small price to pay for the incredible structure I was working on at the time of the injury. A structure that will change man-kind as we know it, an object that will baffle scientists world-wide, a creation that may blind you with its glory if gazed upon too long: A wall to keep my mom’s new puppy from getting into her study. Yes, you heard right! I couldn’t take a picture of the final project because it is still patent-pending & I don’t want the Russians to steal the idea. However, I can describe the creation code-named “The Wall.” It’s approximately 4 feet high & 6 feet wide framed out in 2×2’s, has an arch in the middle to surround a dog crate opening, and is sheathed in a hard puppy-proof plastic. See, my mom’s study has a tiled area that leads to a carpeted area. She wanted the puppy to be able to walk in the tiled area & go into her crate, but not enter the carpeted area, thus “The Wall” was constructed. OK, this post is already ridiculously long to describe this thing, so this is the end!